It had been raining for a couple of days, and the steps on the bus were
slippery. The driver had been telling us repeatedly to be careful when
getting off. Well, there was this really, really cute boy I had a crush
on, and he got off at the same stop I did. He got off first, then when
I was getting off, I slipped on the wet steps, fell hard on my behind,
and slid the rest of the way down, landing on the pavement right at his
feet.